Christian Caterers at Same-Sex Weddings Should Wear Holy Family Embroidered on Uniforms

By Fr. John Zuhlsdorf | April 10, 2015 | 1:34pm EDT

The Holy Family by Juan Simon Gutierrez (Public Domain)

I’ve been thinking about how homosexualists target Christian businesses for destruction.  Approach a florist or a bakery or, now, a pizzeria and tell the owner that this is for a homosexual “wedding” and then hammer them with law suits.

Enough already.  It’s time for everyone to calm down.

We need a new approach.

Think about this.

When some homosexual couple comes to your Christian business for services at their immoral event, don’t panic.  Go ahead and take their business!

Then explain what is going to happen next.

Tell them that the food and services will be just fine.  And then inform them that all of the money that they pay for the services will be donated to a traditional pro-family lobby.   If it is something like catering, where your employees have to be there to provide services, tell them that all your people will smile, be professional, and everyone of them will be wearing crucifixes and have the Holy Family embroidered on their uniforms.  Then show them pictures of your uniforms.  When the truck pulls up, speakers will be playing Immaculate Mary.  Show them the truck and play the music.

“Oh, you would be offended by that?  I’m so sorry.  You approached us because we are Christians. Right?  We are happy to provide services for you and we are grateful that you chose to come to our Christian catering business.  We just want to be of help.”

Then tell them that you will take out an ad in the paper to let everyone know what you did with their money, thanking them by name for their business so that you could make the contribution.

I suspect this approach, if adopted far and wide, would put an end to attacks on Christian businesses.

Fr. John Zuhlsdorf, “Father Z,” a Catholic priest ordained by St. John Paul II, has a background in Classical Language and Patristic Theology and worked in the Vatican's Pontifical Commission "Ecclesia Dei". He has been a weekly columnist for The Wanderer and the UK’s Catholic Herald, and runs his award-winning blog ( He lives and works in the Diocese of Madison and travels, giving talks, conferences and retreats.

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