$250,000 Oscar ‘Swag Bag’ Includes Sex Toy, ‘Vampire’ Breast Lift, $275 Toilet Paper

By Penny Starr | February 9, 2016 | 2:40pm EST
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What can be given to rich Hollywood superstars at the upcoming Oscars in their “swag bag?” How about a sex toy, a “vampire” breast lift, and a few rolls of toilet paper valued at $275?

The Telegraph and other media outlets are reporting on the record-setting gift bags – an estimated $250,000 each – that will be given to the nominees in the Best Actor, Actress and Director categories at the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences’ big night on Feb. 28.

The bags are put together by Distinctive Assets, a Los Angeles-based company that explains on the website that it is not a matter of whether stars “need” these kinds of gifts, but "We are simply saying thank you to people who are donating their time free of charge to high-profile events."

Gifts inside the swag bag include:

• A Nuelle Fiera Arouser for Her: $250

• A "Vampire Breast Lift,” which uses blood to enhance the appearance of a woman’s breasts: $1,900

• Joseph's Toiletries "The Welcomer,” including six packs of the "most soothing and absorbent tissue paper in the world": $275

• A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel: $55,000

• A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar: $45,000

• A 15-day walking tour of Japan: $45,000

• A lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora: $31,200

• Halo Purely for Pets donation of pet food to an animal shelter: $6,300

• A Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” in a private villa: $6,250

• Ultherapy, a laser skin-tightening procedure: $5,530

• A Steamist Total At Home Spa: $5,060

• Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, Sorrento: $5,000

• Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Tremezzo, Lake Como: $5,000

• Unspecified gift from the Golden Door Spa, California: $4,800

• Delovery personalized gift baskets: $2,000

• Three private training sessions with Jay Cardiello, a “celebrity wellness expert” and star of ABC’s “My Diet Is Better Than Yours”: $1,400

• Personal fitness sessions with celebrity trainer Alexi Seletzky: $900

• Sundial Power Coating: $500

• Belldini clothing: $300+

• Personalized M&Ms: $300

• A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer: $249.99

• Products from the Healing Saint by Dr Jane 360 range: $193

• Lat & Lo jewelry: $150

• Caolion skin care: $134

• Tribute: $125

• Zekkle Edge: $125 

• Sedona Lace makeup brushes: $109.95

• A Rouge Maple selection box including Maple Syrup, salad dressing, mustard: $99

• El Silencio mezcal: $75

• Signature Vodka: $70

• Phantom Glass screen protector: $49.95-$59.95

• Memobottle plastic water bottles: $47

• Greenhill Winery & Vineyards: $39

• Chocolatines treats: $35

• Slimware: $29.95

• Farm Wife Style handmade jewelry: $25

• Dandi antiperspirant patch: $21

• Purely Inspired Organic Protein: $19.97

• Hydroxycut weight-loss Gummies: $19.98

• Gleener on the Go portable lint brush: $11.99

• Mission1 Clean Protein Bar: $5.64/box

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