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MRC Sending Care Packages to Media, Politicians Suffering from Collusion Delusion Syndrome

Craig Bannister
By Craig Bannister | March 26, 2019 | 3:52 PM EDT

Brent Bozell displays items in CDS care package.

Media and Capitol Hill politicians suffering from Collusion Delusion Syndrome (CDS) will be receiving a special care package to comfort them, Media Research Center President Brent Bozell explains in a new video.

Many journalists are baffled, sad, and bewildered after the Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation failed to find collusion or obstruction by President Donald Trump. The care packages – which contain items specifically chosen to help CDS sufferers deal with their depression, disappointment, anger and grief - will be sent to those members of the liberal media most in need, Bozell explains:

“There are many liberals today who need the MRC Emergency CDS care package. But we are sending them to the special few that I know you and I like the most. We are sending them to CNN and Jim Acosta and also to Brian Stelter. We are sending them up to MSNBC for Rachel Maddow and maybe Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough as well.”

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We are sending them to CNN and Jim Acosta and also to Brian Stelter. We are sending them up to MSNBC for Rachel Maddow and maybe Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough as well.”

CDS-afflicted members of Congress will also receive care packages, Bozell says:

“We are going to send them to Capitol Hill too. To Congresswoman Maxine Waters who can’t stop screaming on street corners. We are going to send them to Adam Schiff because he doesn’t think it’s over. And Adam, it’s over. We’re going to send it to Nancy Pelosi and we’re going to send it to Chuck Schumer. We’re sending it with our love. We want you to call the number on your screen.”

Bozell also asks his fellow Americans to reach out to those liberals suffering from Collusion Delusion Syndrome to reassure them “you’ll never forget what they tried to do”:

“Call them and give your love too. Put your arms around them. Tell them what you really think of them. Tell them we’re going to make it through. Just let them know that you’ll never forget what they tried to do to President Trump.”

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