Dan Joseph Articles http://www.cnsnews.com/source/435568/feed en Guessing Game: Contestants Shocked to Learn How Much Gov't Spends Per Hour http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/guessing-game-contestants-shocked-learn-how-much-govt-spends-hour <p>MRCTV took to the streets to see if Americans could guess how much of their money the federal government spends in a single hour.</p> <p>As you might expect, their answers were all over the place. Still, one lucky contestant walked away with a special prize. [video:1]</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Congress_money.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=38236">Congress_money.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-inserted-video"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/video/cnsnews/how-much-does-govt-spend-hour">How Much Does The Gov&#039;t Spend Per Hour?</a> </div> </div> </div> Blog government spending hour Wed, 01 Oct 2014 19:26:40 +0000 craig 841095 at http://www.cnsnews.com What Would Our Founding Fathers Think of Things Today? http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/what-would-our-founding-fathers-think-things-today MRCTV visited the Jefferson Memorial in the Nation's Capital on Fourth of July weekend to find out what people think our Founding Fathers would think of the state of the country today.[video:1]<div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/GEORGE WASHINGTON-TRUMBULL-1.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=5092706">GEORGE WASHINGTON-TRUMBULL-1.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-inserted-video"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/video/cnsnews/what-would-our-founders-think">What Would Our Founders Think?</a> </div> </div> </div> Blog founding fathers Thu, 03 Jul 2014 18:43:23 +0000 craig 811377 at http://www.cnsnews.com Video: Mandate Supporters: Give Us Free Birth Control, or Give Us Death http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/video-mandate-supporters-give-us-free-birth-control-or-give-us-death <p>MRCTV talked with supporters of the ObamaCare contraception mandate following the Supreme Court 'Hobby Lobby' decision - who said women are going to die if they don't get free birth control.</p> <p>"Pro-life, not to lie, you don't care if women die," one protester chanted to MRCTV. [video:1]</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Mandate Supporter_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=37215">Mandate Supporter.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-inserted-video"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/video/cnsnews/mandate-supporters-react-hobby-lobby-decision">Mandate Supporters React to Hobby Lobby Decision</a> </div> </div> </div> birth control Blog mandate Obamacare Wed, 02 Jul 2014 14:05:28 +0000 craig 810863 at http://www.cnsnews.com Mexican Embassy: Mexicans 'Illegally' Crossing U.S. Border 'Are Not Committing a Crime' http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/mexican-embassy-mexicans-illegally-crossing-us-border-are-not-committing-crime <p>MRCTV talks to protesters calling for the release of U.S. Marine Andrew Tahmooressi outside the Mexican Embassy - where a spokesperson for the Mexican Embassy tells them illegal border crossing is "not committing a crime."</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-png" alt="image/png icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Mexican Embassy Spokesman.png" type="image/png; length=1591284">Mexican Embassy Spokesman.png</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-inserted-video"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/video/cnsnews/mexican-embassy-protestors-illegal-border-crossing-not-committing-crime">Mexican Embassy To Protestors: Illegal Border Crossing &#039;Not Committing a Crime&#039;</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/mexican-embassy-mexicans-illegally-crossing-us-border-are-not-committing-crime" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog Border crime Mexican Embassy Tue, 17 Jun 2014 17:59:07 +0000 craig 805425 at http://www.cnsnews.com Can College Students Recall Reagan? http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/can-college-students-recall-reagan <p>This week marked the 10th anniversary of the death of President Ronald Reagan.  <br /><br />As it so happens, I had some video on hand from a project I had been doing for a few months where I went to two college campuses--George Mason University and American University--and asked students the most basic question about Ronald Reagan that I could think of.[video:1]</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/imagefield_default_images/default_blog_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=9593">default_blog.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-inserted-video"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/video/cnsnews/can-college-students-recall-reagan">Can College Students Recall Reagan?</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/can-college-students-recall-reagan" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog Ronald Reagan Thu, 05 Jun 2014 20:16:49 +0000 craig 801332 at http://www.cnsnews.com 128-Pound Woman Breaks Steak-Eating Record http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/128-pound-woman-breaks-steak-eating-record <p>Two minutes and 48 seconds.  That's how long it took one woman to devour a 72 oz. steak on Monday, becoming the new Big Texan Steak Challenge Champion.</p> <p>But, competitive eater, Molly Schuyler wasn't finished.  She then devoured another 72 oz. steak.  She completed this meal in under 10 minutes.  This means that Schuyler ingested 9 pounds of red meant in less than 15 minutes.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-png" alt="image/png icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Steak Eating Champ.png" type="image/png; length=1198331">Steak Eating Champ.png</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/128-pound-woman-breaks-steak-eating-record" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog steak Tue, 27 May 2014 15:52:10 +0000 craig 798038 at http://www.cnsnews.com Man Claiming to Be 'High-Elf' Attacks Woman's Car http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/man-claiming-be-high-elf-attacks-womans-car <p>A Portland, Oregon woman was on her way to work last Tuesday when her car was <a href="http://www.katu.com/news/local/Womans-car-attacked-by-self-identified-high-elf-battling-evil-259598811.html" target="_blank">attacked</a> by a man wearing chain mail and brandishing a sword.</p> <p>The shield wielding warrior was able to puncture the woman's car several times before authorities arrived.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/imagefield_default_images/default_blog_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=9593">default_blog.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/man-claiming-be-high-elf-attacks-womans-car" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog High Elf LSD Mon, 19 May 2014 20:23:34 +0000 craig 795450 at http://www.cnsnews.com Woman Gets Barbara Walters Tattoo http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/woman-gets-barbara-walters-tattoo <p>In honor or Barbara Walters' retirement from the news business, one woman decided to celebrate Walters' career by <a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/woman-tattoos-barbara-walters-face-on-her-leg/vCbLNs/">tattooing the journalist's likeness</a> onto her leg.</p> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-png" alt="image/png icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Barbara Walters Tattoo.png" type="image/png; length=1459068">Barbara Walters Tattoo.png</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/woman-gets-barbara-walters-tattoo" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Barbara Walters Blog tattoo Mon, 19 May 2014 19:46:27 +0000 craig 795438 at http://www.cnsnews.com CT Votes to Ban Chocolate Milk from School Lunches Over Fed Funding, Sodium Concerns http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/ct-votes-ban-chocolate-milk-school-lunches-over-fed-funding-sodium-concerns <p>Connecticut lawmakers have<a target="_blank" href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/health/Lawmakers-Vote-to-Ban-Chocolate-Milk-in-Schools-259427741.html"> passed legislation</a> that would ban chocolate milk in the state's public schools.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/imagefield_default_images/default_blog_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=9593">default_blog.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/ct-votes-ban-chocolate-milk-school-lunches-over-fed-funding-sodium-concerns" target="_blank">read more</a></p> ban Blog chocolate mik Connecticut Fri, 16 May 2014 15:06:08 +0000 craig 794538 at http://www.cnsnews.com Driver Tries to Use Mannequin Head to Drive in Carpool Lane http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/driver-tries-use-mannequin-head-drive-carpool-lane <p>A Massachusetts driver was issued <a href="http://www.wcvb.com/news/driver-uses-mannequin-head-to-skirt-hov-rules-police-say/25874738?absolute=true&amp;utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=twitter&amp;utm_campaign=wcvb#!K35FK" target="_blank">a citation</a>, Thursday, after a state trooper spotted a mannequin head in the car's passenger seat.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/highwayAP.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=41727">highwayAP.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/driver-tries-use-mannequin-head-drive-carpool-lane" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog mannequin Thu, 08 May 2014 17:26:50 +0000 craig 791861 at http://www.cnsnews.com Man Claims Constitutional Religious Right to Smoke Pot as a Sacrament http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/man-claims-constitutional-religious-right-smoke-pot-sacrament <p>A South Dakota man is claiming that he has a First Amendment right to smoke marijuana.</p> <p>Zephaniah Thompson is a "Christian Naturalist" who claims that smoking pot is one of the sacraments of his religion.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/MARIJUANA-AP_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=166620">MARIJUANA-AP.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/man-claims-constitutional-religious-right-smoke-pot-sacrament" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog First Amendment marijuana Fri, 02 May 2014 15:52:00 +0000 craig 789824 at http://www.cnsnews.com Vermont Hospital Treats Nine Cases of Heroin Overdose in a One Day http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/vermont-hospital-treats-nine-cases-heroin-overdose-one-day <p>The state of Vermont is famous for its maple syrup and Cheddar cheese.  But, typically, the Green Mountain State is not associated with hard drugs like heroin.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/cos-01-young-woman-doctors-office-hospital-gown-de1.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=61251">cos-01-young-woman-doctors-office-hospital-gown-de1.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/vermont-hospital-treats-nine-cases-heroin-overdose-one-day" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog heroin Vermont Wed, 30 Apr 2014 17:58:10 +0000 craig 789030 at http://www.cnsnews.com Saudi Arabia Criticizes Norway's Human Rights Record http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/saudi-arabia-criticizes-norways-human-rights-record <p>What you are about to read is not a joke. This story has not appeared on The Onion or any other sites dedicated to news satire.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/obama-saudi_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=63279">obama-saudi.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/saudi-arabia-criticizes-norways-human-rights-record" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog human rights Norway Saudi Arabia Tue, 29 Apr 2014 16:53:19 +0000 craig 788545 at http://www.cnsnews.com Feline Video Art Festival Features 'Curated Collection of Cat Clips' http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/feline-video-art-festival-features-curated-collection-cat-clips <p>Art is subjective.  Most of the time.  But, the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota has determined that home videos of house cats--previously limited to the Internet-are, in fact, works of art.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Cat AP Fernando Martinez.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=44581">Cat AP Fernando Martinez.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-inserted-video"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/video/cnsnews/cats-eye-view-things">A Cat&#039;s Eye View of Things</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/feline-video-art-festival-features-curated-collection-cat-clips" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog cat art Thu, 17 Apr 2014 18:13:24 +0000 craig 784667 at http://www.cnsnews.com Salon Owner Targeted by North Korea for Poster Making Fun of Jong-Un's Hair? http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/salon-owner-targeted-north-korea-poster-making-fun-jong-uns-hair <p>A London hairdresser has reportedly <a href="http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/north-korean-embassy-targeted-london-hairdresser-over-kim-jongun-discount-deal-9261686.html" target="_blank">been targeted by the North Korean embassy</a> in the United Kingdom after putting a poster of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un in his store window.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Kim Jong-Un Passport.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=26342">Kim Jong-Un Passport.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/salon-owner-targeted-north-korea-poster-making-fun-jong-uns-hair" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog Kim Jong-un Tue, 15 Apr 2014 17:54:33 +0000 craig 783911 at http://www.cnsnews.com Teen Stars in Action Flick to Ask a Girl to the Prom http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/teen-stars-action-flick-ask-girl-prom <p>North Carolina High School senior <a href="http://www.wncn.com/story/25215126/viral-charlotte-teen-makes-mini-action-film-for-prom-proposal" target="_blank">Jacob Boll</a> wanted to ask the homecoming queen to the senior prom. So, he figured he'd better do something special.</p> <p>Boll created his very own Indiana Jones-style action sequence in order to get her attention.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/imagefield_default_images/default_blog_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=9593">default_blog.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/teen-stars-action-flick-ask-girl-prom" target="_blank">read more</a></p> action flick Blog prom Fri, 11 Apr 2014 18:22:05 +0000 craig 782915 at http://www.cnsnews.com Police Scramble to Catch Burglar Videotaped Stealing 15 Dozen Eggs from Bakery http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/police-scramble-catch-burglar-videotaped-stealing-15-dozen-eggs-bakery <div class="caption alignright" style="width: 240px;"><a href="/image/cincinnati-egg-thief" title="Cincinnati Egg Thief"><img class="" src="/sites/default/files/imagecache/medium/images/Egg-thief-3-jpg.jpg" width="220" height="124" title="Cincinnati Egg Thief" alt="Cincinnati Egg Thief" style="margin: 10px; " /></a><p class="caption">Have You Seen This Person?</p></div> <p>Cincinnati police are searching for a thief who was caught on a bakery surveillance tape stealing 15 dozen eggs with an estimated street value of nearly <a href="http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/surveymost" target="</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Egg-thief-3-jpg_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=68666">Egg-thief-3-jpg.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/police-scramble-catch-burglar-videotaped-stealing-15-dozen-eggs-bakery" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog egg thief Thu, 10 Apr 2014 16:29:06 +0000 craig 782466 at http://www.cnsnews.com Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest Celebrates 10th Anniversary with $10,000 Prize http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/toilet-paper-wedding-dress-contest-celebrates-10th-anniversary-10000-prize <p>Every girl dreams of a fairy tale wedding and the centerpiece of that magical day is the wedding gown in which the bride to be will walk down the aisle.</p> <p>'So why not make wedding dresses out of toilet paper?' said a guy who is hopefully in a mental institution now.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/Toilet-Paper-Wedding-Dress-2013-1stPlace-Mimoza-Haska.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=114529">Toilet-Paper-Wedding-Dress-2013-1stPlace-Mimoza-Haska.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/toilet-paper-wedding-dress-contest-celebrates-10th-anniversary-10000-prize" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog toilet paper wedding dress Mon, 07 Apr 2014 18:59:48 +0000 craig 781267 at http://www.cnsnews.com Seven Times Government Has Given Out Numbers to Phone Sex Lines http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/matt-vespa/seven-times-government-has-given-out-numbers-phone-sex-lines <p>"Welcome to America's hottest talk line!  Ladies, to talk to interesting and exciting guys free, press one now.  Guys, hot ladies are waiting to talk to you.  Press two to connect free now."</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/cell phone AP.JPG" type="image/jpeg; length=40460">cell phone AP.JPG</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/matt-vespa/seven-times-government-has-given-out-numbers-phone-sex-lines" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog government phone sex lines Wed, 02 Apr 2014 22:05:57 +0000 craig 779762 at http://www.cnsnews.com Giant Inflatable Whale Now Deemed Too Religious to Return to London Park http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/giant-inflatable-whale-now-deemed-too-religious-return-london-park <p>If you want to put a <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10728255/Giant-inflatable-whale-too-religious-for-London-park.html" target="_blank">50-foot inflatable sperm whale</a> in the park by London's Thames river--which I'm guessing you do--it's totally fine. As long as it's not the one from the Bible story of Jonah and the Whale.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/UK whale_2865194b_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=80014">UK whale_2865194b.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/giant-inflatable-whale-now-deemed-too-religious-return-london-park" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog whale Fri, 28 Mar 2014 15:24:33 +0000 craig 778032 at http://www.cnsnews.com Study: Best States for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/study-best-states-surviving-zombie-apocalypse <p>A real estate<a href="http://www.estately.com/" target="_blank"> website </a>called Estately has released the results of an <a href="http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/u-s-states-ranked-from-most-to-least-prepared-for-the-zombie-apocalypse/" target="_blank">actual study</a> they conducted in order to determine in which state Americans are most likely to survive a zombie Apocalypse.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-gif" alt="image/gif icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/usa_map_0.gif" type="image/gif; length=137991">usa_map.gif</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/study-best-states-surviving-zombie-apocalypse" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Apocalypse Blog zombie Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:42:19 +0000 craig 777308 at http://www.cnsnews.com Naked, Drunk Woman Visits Husband in Jail - and Joins Him There http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/naked-drunk-woman-visits-husband-jail-and-joins-him-there <p>A Virginia woman was arrested last week after showing up to visit her husband in jail. She was <a href="http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/local/2014/03/19/naked-drunk-woman-visits-husband-in-jail-maura-fussell/6610527/">allegedly drunk</a> and completely naked.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/jailbars.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=109077">jailbars.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/naked-drunk-woman-visits-husband-jail-and-joins-him-there" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog drunk jail naked woman Wed, 19 Mar 2014 17:38:09 +0000 craig 774739 at http://www.cnsnews.com KS House Votes to Require Schools Teach Handshaking, Not Constitution http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/ks-house-votes-require-schools-teach-handshaking-not-constitution <p>The Kansas House of Delegates has passed <a href="http://www.kslegislature.org/li/b2013_14/measures/documents/fa_2014_hb2475_h_4017.pdf" target="_blank">a bill</a> that would require that students be instructed in the "importance and execution of an effective professional handshake."</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/class 2 AP.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=191534">class 2 AP.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/ks-house-votes-require-schools-teach-handshaking-not-constitution" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog Constitution handshaking Kansas Wed, 19 Mar 2014 13:04:57 +0000 craig 774632 at http://www.cnsnews.com Teacher Gives 5th Graders O'Doul's Beer - as a Taste of Colonial Times? http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/teacher-gives-5th-graders-odouls-beer-taste-colonial-times-0 <p>Trouble could be brewing for a Michigan 5th grade teacher after she allowed her students to drink O'Doul's non-alcoholic beer during class - to <a href="http://www.wxyz.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/michigan-teacher-gives-fifith-grade-students-odouls-non-alcoholic-beer">teach them about Colonial times</a>.</p> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/BEER-AP PHOTO_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=56900">BEER-AP PHOTO.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/teacher-gives-5th-graders-odouls-beer-taste-colonial-times-0" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog O'Doul's Tue, 18 Mar 2014 14:28:24 +0000 craig 774264 at http://www.cnsnews.com Police: Woman Stabbed Husband in Church for Worshipping NASCAR http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/police-woman-stabbed-husband-church-worshipping-nascar <p>A Tennessee woman was arrested Sunday after <a href="http://www.wate.com/story/24995295/hawkins-county-woman-blames-devil-after-crashing-car-into-church-stabbing-husband" target="_blank">crashing her car into a church and stabbing her husband with a kitchen knife, </a>Church Hill, Tenn., police say.</p><div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <div class="filefield-file"><img class="filefield-icon field-icon-image-jpeg" alt="image/jpeg icon" src="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/all/modules/contrib/filefield/icons/image-x-generic.png" /><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/images/latinos_and_Catholic_Church_0.jpg" type="image/jpeg; length=64976">latinos_and_Catholic_Church.jpg</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/police-woman-stabbed-husband-church-worshipping-nascar" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Blog NASCAR Mon, 17 Mar 2014 19:06:21 +0000 craig 774039 at http://www.cnsnews.com