No Backbone? The Republican Spinal Fund Seeks a Cure

October 16, 2013 - 3:05 PM

As Republicans agreed to end the government shutdown, fund Obamacare and raise the debt ceiling, the urgent need for a charity to help shore up their ailing backbones was brought to light.

Every eight seconds, a conservative Republican gives in to the Socialist demands of a fanatical Democrat due to a missing, or weakened, backbone. But, now there's hope.

Now, there's a charity specifically dedicated to providing weak-willed Republicans with the strong backbones they need to stand up to liberal name-calling - The Republican Spinal Fund's "Brace for the Cure."